The Scenario
I had been having a bit of luck when it came to getting my straight guy friends to go along with my pervy requests. I had one guy that was happily selling me his underwear, and another that was happily shipping me personally curated content through his OnlyFans page.
My main goal had always been to collect full frontal nudes from my guy friends, but I knew in at least one case that would have been near impossible.
I first learned about Clone-A-Willy a few years ago when a Chaturbate follower of mine was advertising clones of his junk for sale. I thought it was interesting then but didn't take much energy as I wasn't gonna pay this stranger for a mold of his dick. Since that encounter, I had quick run-ins with the brand whenever I made stops at Spencer's stores and saw people post about it on social media.
I remember seeing this tweet:
It really got me thinking, could I get my straight guys to make this for me? My friend with the OnlyFans page (let's call him "V"); I have seen his junk so much that honestly I was desensitized to it. I wanted to see how much of a pull it would be to get him to make a mold of his junk for me. I expected an outlandish figure, so it definitely came as a surprise when he quoted me a cost of $250.
Let's back up a bit. What I have learned in the past few years is, that "money is the greatest equalizer." What that means is basically: Don't expect someone to do something? Put some cash in front of them and watch them at least consider it. Both of the men in this post speak this definitely let money do the talking.
I had already talked my trainer ("J") into selling me his underwear. I had previous knowledge of his struggle. It's hard supporting a family of 5 on just one salary. So when he came to me expressing financial difficulty, I knew I had my "in." I told him my dirty secret and I let him know I'd rather invest In him than randoms online. But I assured him that his comfort was first priority.
"J" always assured me that he wasn't offended by my offerings and soon I found him asking for advances on payments for underwear. I wanted to know what else I could get him to do. My ultimate goal as usual was a full-frontal nude, and I knew that was very wishful thinking.
I asked J about the clone a willy, but I told him I would settle for a dick pic knowing the amount of effort that would go into cloning his dick. He told me that he was more interested in making me a mold of his dick rather than a simple dick pic. He also let me know this activity was close to the edge of his comfort level, so I knew not to push any further.
I was disappointed that I would never see the real thing, but I also realized that I didn't have any frame of reference for his dick. I didn't know if he was cut or uncut, shaven or unshaven. I didn't even know length or girth. The finished mold would be my only source for answers.
I knew he wasn't going to be as cheap as V's offer but didn't expect J to quote me a simple $700. Money well spent.
The Poll
I ran a survey on my Instagram and Twitter. I asked my followers how big they thought his dick was. I loved the onslaught of messages that I received.
"I expect a 7in dick on that straight beef 🤤"
"Lucky! So hot He’s sexy asf! Def thick, uncut and veiny"
"need to know how that daddy dick hangs"
"I can’t believe you were able to talk him into it. That’s crazy"
Out of the 227 people that cast a vote 58 of yall were right. J's dick is exactly 6 inches long. and 6 inches girthy too. Scroll to see the reveal
The Reveal.
Now let me warn you. When they say results may vary they must truly mean it. Take a look:
I'm not completely mad at how it came out. My main goal was to be able to study and measure his erect dick, and I got to do that. He even shared the porn he watched to make himself hard for the mold.
Lets see what else I can get him to do.
Leave me a comment. Tell me what you think.